golden updates.

oh poor blog. poor society, how I've neglected thee.
fuk. i'm sorry, i have been busy. doing important things.. like, wasting brain cells.
solving the rubik's cube. things that need to be done.
nevertheless, i have some golden updates:

1. the other night i was driving home.. and it was like that time when the sun is about to come up.., so you can't tell whether it's 6pm or 6am.., looks wise. anyway, so i was driving home and i thought i saw a donkey in the middle of the street..., but this was no ordinary donkey. this was like a columbian coffee type donkey, ya know, being lead by valdez in the poncho. it was a beautiful one second, until i realized it was just a tree. bullshit.

2. i found a drunken/ high note that i scribbled down, titled "war pasta".. and all it said was: "don't eat pasta when you are at war. don't eat war pasta." i have no idea when this fuken golden poetry came about, or who spawned the war pasta theory, but i love it and absolutely agree.

3. this is possibly one of the best things i've seen in awhile and i'm actually kind of pissed i didn't think of this myself.
----------> http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/

4. here is why my life is gold, why my friends are gold and why it's the little fuked up out of your mind moments that make life worth living.

okay my five blog followers, [myself included], there's your update. go prosper.