cubed... solutionized.

so, recently i solved the rubik's cube. [[ yes, yes, i'm proud too ]] obviously i just fuk'n googled 'how to solve a rubik's cube', applied the boredom that only i can harness, and walked myself right through those algorithms. solving the cube, is not a terribly difficult thing to do, but can be a lengthy process, unless you memorize all the algorithms. which is.. ummm.. boring as shit, thus obviously explaining why asians, nerds and will smith, have dominated this market. for the moment...

oh rubik's cube, what you need is a person of 'awesomeness', who is absolutely insane and bored enough to take on your algorithmic challenge and my friend, that retard is me.
now, why would i do such a boring and pointless challenge? even i need a purpose.. a 'higher' goal, so to speak.
yeah.. check it though, i have sense to my flawless logic..

so, like imagine if we were like hanging out at a party or whatever.. people sitting around, talking about shit that nobody cares about. if you are anything like me, you're sitting there thinking "jesus, why do i even bother.., i don't even like people".. you know, a party. all of the sudden i cruise up to you, the amazing species that i am, and i pull out a rubik's cube. fuk'n BOOM! solve that shit in like fuk'n 2 minutes, or something crazy like that? fuk'n hands down, it'd blow your god damn obtuse mind. you know it. i know it. thus, i'd be getting laid.
and that's my bat shit wack job rubik's cube theory.

done. cubed..., solutionized.