long live the holy trinity

grab a slice of this///

a holy trinity. three points. a triangle with a mission. a purpose.
+++ trio trinity philosophy

1. fuck gnomes// not like, have sex with gnomes. that's fucking gross. fuck gnomes as in FUCK 'em. kill em on sight.
yeah. that's right. you're go'n down.

2. fuck babies// babies suck. stop making them. snort a baby. slap chop a baby. babies are just gnomes in disguise.

3. fuck a cactus// cactus. i'm calling you out fucker. you're a perpetrator. claiming your ridiculous notion of survival in the harshest conditions. bullshit. i've killed you once. you didn't even fight. you were supposed to bring a plant-ish vibe to my living quarters, requiring little to no care, the only care i can provide for a plant, but no. bullshit. i tried to even hook you up, cactus. yeah, your death was an accidental result of your weak ass interior. i thought we were a team, but you're a faker. yeah. that's right. we know of things that are more resilient than you. requiring even less attention and are way hotter than you. i'm not gunna tell you. you wrap your weak mind around that, cactus.


+who is our ENEMY?
there is one being that stands in our way, but won't be standing for long. we are onto you. your name is on the list. we have sent messengers and it's only a matter of time. who is this being of ill character you ask? none other than.., the kernel himself.




yeah. that's right. FUCK YOU kernel. uh-huh. you have been stripped of your proper military spelled name, and downgraded to the ranking of corn. a piece of corn rather. not even a cob. we will teach you not to laugh at us. scoffing us with that ridiculous laughter. let me just tell you fucker, you think the bell is your friend? pssh. you best not think at all. you have no team. no friends. certainly no fucking bell.