[hours of entertainment. hours]

don't ask how, cause i don't know..., but one fruitful day, while doing one of my cracked out google searches for awesome pointless shit, i stumbled on the world's funniest e-cards, which you can totally send to anybody for free. there are hundreds of these fuckers and as god as my witness (pfffft.. ha ha) will provide hours of entertainment.. now, i was already thinking "whoever made these, is on top of shit, especially for giving them away for free", but i started thinking.. 'how can i carry this vision further?'.. well, how many times have you personally been stuck in some fucking boring conversation, or some drama bullshit, or even perhaps you are just feeling lazy and wished that at certain times, you had something to hand to someone, that would basically say it all for you, so you don't have to? happens to me on a daily basis. look, i'm just embracing my natural contempt for the mass of stupid people. you don't gots to lie to kick it.

anyway,.. so i picked out a few of my favorites, printed those fuckers out, laminated them, and put them in my pocket. just to randomly pass out, when i'm in one of the above mentioned situations.. i mean.. jesus, i could think of a thousand circumstances that i could be in and usually do wind up in, where i would love nothing more, than to have to say nothing, hold up my index finger, implying 'please pause your pointless speech for a sec', thumb through some cards, hand out the perfect one, smile and walk away.

if you are not one to follow me in my extreme, yet ingenious ways, at the very least, they are hilarious just to email to certain friends. i'll post my favorites, so my blog makes a tad more sense, but you should check out the full plethora for yourself. perhaps even joining me in my quest to cease pointless conversation.

[awesome, hilarious, free, e-cards ]